Entertaining News Title

As I was walking down the street the other day I happened to stumble upon a newspaper stand. Normally I do not pay too much attention to newspapers yet this definitely grabbed my attention. Maybe its because I am Canadian and I do not understand something.. but last time I checked tying a game 1-1 was considered a tie not a win.

However I do appreciate how it says USA WINS 1-1 and at the bottom it said that they tied. I understand that newspapers and magazines have to do things to grab peoples attention when they are passing by, which they did yet I think they were looking for a result other than me laughing.

Anyways, good luck to all the Football or Soccer teams, maybe USA can win to back up their news paper article that has already been published.

A slice of my day

I woke up and it was gloomy.

My day started out slow and was not going to get any faster, sue me.

I had no clean clothes, laundry pile was looming over me.

Needing a stack of loonies as far as the eye can see.

I set out in the pouring rain, in jeans three sizes to big.

It made me smile because they were not too small, I was not wearing a
wig.

I got soaked on the way to the bank.

Eight loonies was my order, from the teller called Frank.

I got my loonies and continued to the store, my tummy needed some
stuffin'.

Trying to decide between a cheeseburger or some carrot muffins.

I opted for the Muffins because there was 6, however, I would have
preferred seven.

I went for a slurpee, oh thank heaven.

Got home and did some laundry, and then sat on a chair

2 hours later I go to the kitchen to realize I forgot my slurpee was
there.

It had melted Purple and Pepsi

A cry came over me.

A soup in a cup.

I poured it down the drain, bottoms up.